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I have to say I am somewhat surprised by Jeremy's response. Outside of the quirky three door design, I think the styling is excellent and one of the most forward thinking cars Hyundai has made. The non turbo may be a little underpowered for a sporty looking car these days, but I don't think Hyundai was ever intending owners to drag race.
Check out the article here Clarkson on the Hyundai Veloster - BBC Top GearJames May claims that he knows when he is driving a car with character and panache because a fizzing sensation engulfs the root of his penis.
Unfortunately, because my groin is unmoved by inanimate objects, I have to rely on other means to determine whether a car has flair and zing and all the little things that somehow elevate it from something you need to something you want.
I don't know what these ‘means' are. I have not the vaguest clue how I know the Fiat Panda has character and the Toyota Avensis does not. There is not one single tangible reason why I love the Ferrari 458 Italia but only respect the McLaren MP4-12C. Both cars do the same thing and make the same noise, but one makes your heart sing and the other doesn't.
It's even more peculiar with the Range Rover Evoque and the Land Rover Freelander. Both come from the same people and are designed to do the same job, but one is a tool that will not stir James's tool into action. And one is a tool that will.
We see this not just with cars, but with other machines as well. Why, for instance, do I find the Boeing 777 boring, but get all bouncy when I note that I'm boarding a 747? They are both the same. But they are not. It's a similar story with telephones. Blackberrys cause me to fall into a deep sleep. iPhones don't. The list goes on. People will make a pointless journey in a train if it's being pulled by a steam locomotive. I will buy anything made by Bang & Olufsen. And even though it's crap, I love the AK-47 so much that I'd rather fight for the Russian army than ours. Just so I could have one.
Anyone else feel his points are valid?